FROSTY BOY KIDNAPPED UPDATE

Jan 23rd, 2010 | By AndyBandit | Category: Features

It’s been weeks since Frosty Boy was stolen from my home.  Here was the first ransom notice I got.

FROSTY BOY KIDNAPPED

Now I received this:

frostyboywaterboard

(Water boarding is a crime in this country, for the record. -ed.)

My first set of demands is this:

During your next game, you (Andy Bandit) must throw a thumber score to a girl.

And Greg Preston must wear ALL PINK.

These must be documented by your team with video or pictures and put up onto the laout website this week.

If you fail to meet these demands then something bad WILL happen to Frosty Boy!

I have been interrogating him and so far he is not talking.

But he has been answering with nods and head shakes to my yes or no questions, so he is close to the breaking point.

 

Can you believe that?  Does this not rip at your heart strings?  Now muppets, cartoon characters, that’s fine.  Torture them all day.  But Frosty Boy?  He’s like a real boy.  Pinnochio has wet dreams to be him.  So a few of us thought long and hard about this.

  
heh heh Long            heh heh Hard

And we came up with this video as a response.

frostyboyransom

Your move kidnappers.  Your move.

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  1. Seth Gillum February 5th, 2010 12:51 pm :

    Watch your every step Kidnappers! You see that video? YOU SEE THAT VIDEO???!?!??!!

    A bounty is on your heads. This is your last chance.

  2. Chai February 5th, 2010 1:35 pm :

    Wasn’t the baby car seat sent to Andy also a warning?

  3. datsdawey February 5th, 2010 5:24 pm :

    do ultimate players have jobs?

  4. Deg February 6th, 2010 9:47 am :

    yes, tha’s where they spend all their tme preparing these masterpieces.

  5. Rachel Bowers February 8th, 2010 5:34 pm :

    I love that when I clicked on the response video that YouTube thought the following Boyz II Men classic was a “related” video…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV8vB1BB2qc

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