Men’s Standings
| Team Name | W | L | T | Win% | Games Back | Point Diff. | Last 5 Games | Streak | |
| 1 | Smashing Pumpkins | 9 | 2 | 0 | 82% | - | 59 | 5-0 | W9 |
| 2 | Dream Team Gold | 8 | 3 | 0 | 73% | 1 | 24 | 2-3 | W1 |
| 3 | Green Day | 8 | 3 | 0 | 73% | 1 | 29 | 5-0 | W7 |
| 4 | Little Blue Pill | 7 | 4 | 0 | 64% | 2 | 12 | 3-2 | W2 |
| 5 | White Men Can’t Jump | 5 | 6 | 0 | 45% | 4 | -1 | 2-3 | L2 |
| 6 | Brown & Williamson | 3 | 8 | 0 | 27% | 6 | -53 | 1-4 | L2 |
| 7 | Men In Black | 3 | 8 | 0 | 27% | 6 | -18 | 2-3 | W1 |
| 8 | Red Bull | 1 | 10 | 0 | 9% | 8 | -52 | 0-5 | L8 |
Tie-breaker scenarios (same for 2-way or 3-way ties):
1) Head-to-head
2) Point differential in head-to-head games
3) Strength of schedule
4) Overall point differential
5) Oil wrestling match